It's Batshit Babe Minigame voting time!

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
12/19/2013 at 14:52 • Filed to: Batshit

I gave you all a chance !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! your batshittiest-babe-stories yesterday. I have compiled the results in a poll with links to your original stories. It's time to figure out which Jalop has had contact with the most batshit crazy babe! By way of popular opinion, the means of which were graciously provided by polldaddy.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

DISCUSSION (24)

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/19/2013 at 15:03

How come it is I totally want to have sex with your representation of batshit babe from yesterday?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/19/2013 at 15:03

Oih.. Rape is perhaps a rather strong word here.. But I gues you can't edit the poll now?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
12/19/2013 at 15:09

I can edit it :)

KB Garage > 505Turbeaux
12/19/2013 at 15:09

Because you make terrible decisions regarding women?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
12/19/2013 at 15:09

It's my representation? I'm confused.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/19/2013 at 15:10

Kinja'd!!!

my bad. Grammar killed that. Fixed now

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux
12/19/2013 at 15:11

lol, I don't know, I think i totally would too!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/19/2013 at 15:15

Nice, thanks :)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/19/2013 at 15:26

Someone thought the one I met was more insane than the one 505Turbeaux had? What is WRONG with this world?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
12/19/2013 at 15:27

Haha yeah, there are definitely a few votes I wasn't expecting.

505Turbeaux > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
12/19/2013 at 15:46

I am not a self voter. I actually voted for you :)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > 505Turbeaux
12/19/2013 at 15:47

HAHA.. you WHAT? I voted for you.. Well that explains it..

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/20/2013 at 15:21

Turbeaux, you poor bastard, I'd hate to be on your shoes back then! Please, have my vote.

Walfisch > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/20/2013 at 15:26

I'm still voting on Mr. Rolland's story. Not to be dismissive of the other batshit babe stories, but if you imagine the horror of realizing what that lady was trying to do while you are in the throes of pleasure, that's one scary thing to find out.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Walfisch
12/20/2013 at 15:40

Hahahaaha, it really is a very awful thought. I cringe every time I'm reminded of it.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
12/20/2013 at 15:41

He got mine, haha.

getchapopcorn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/20/2013 at 15:55

Y'all people have gotten into some, well, 'interesting' situations; I feel the sudden onset of overwhelming pedestrianism.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > getchapopcorn
12/20/2013 at 15:57

lol and I'm not done yet! Or at least, I certainly hope I'm not!

Your boy, BJR > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/20/2013 at 16:04

She got all pissy when i told her "it goes in things, things don't go in it!"

Your boy, BJR > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/20/2013 at 16:06

Can I just say yours doesn't sound as bad as the others?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Your boy, BJR
12/20/2013 at 16:27

Yeah it's not so bad. But she did a lot more batshit things that I should've added.

One time she snuck into my house while I had a girl over that stopped by and I had just asked her out and she said yes. I went to the bathroom and batshit came in the house and hid in my other bathroom. The girl i had asked out was like who is that blonde? I go "oh fuck". (I had told her SEVERAL times to NOT come over that night, lol). So that ruined my chances with the girl i had asked out. So I hatefucked the batshit girl.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/20/2013 at 20:09

I wish I coulda been in on this......I may have had a story or 5 of a particular ex and at least one about another.

505Turbeaux > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
12/20/2013 at 20:21

Blazin it was still fun. All the insane hot librarian sex was sort of worth it. Kinda like climbing cliffs with no ropes...

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > 505Turbeaux
12/20/2013 at 20:30

Haha, I guess you're right. But, just like climbing a cliff with no ropes, one would have to be dead to have a better/worse story!